July 02 2009
So my mom has started making baby blankets. I think she’s trying to tell me something. (Notice my empty cocktail protesting this situation)
Heading to Memphis for the fourth! Hell yeah! Are you ready for me Beale street?
June 27 2009
This is how my Friday night is ending and I fucking love it. I worked ten days in a row and have the rest of the weekend off so expect drunken posts from here on out. Just FYI
June 22 2009
June 16 2009
June 15 2009
So I just bought a couple of new pairs of jeans and they are a size smaller than the ones that are falling off my ass at the moment. I was so excited trying them on that I totally danced a little jig in the dressing room. Fuck yeah! Today is awesome!
June 12 2009
June 09 2009
Went to Biloxi this past weekend to visit my aunt, uncle and this awesome kid named Dalton. He rocks my face off.
June 01 2009
this is HOT!!(via c-note27)
YES MUTHAFUUKKAH YEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
**WEEEEEZZZEEEE, GASP, FAINT, DROOL**
Well I meant to rotate this but , oh well. When this becomes my real tattoo it’ll be a much better photo. Minus the glitter, of course
May 26 2009
May 22 2009
This is how I am doing my night off. Not pictured are my sleeping hubby,crazy kittens and my cocktail (which is in my hand!)
May 21 2009
Everyone looks at birds and crocs and gators and roaches and they say that they are dinosaurs that have adapted and survived. I don’t disagree but the crocs, who are supposed to be completely scary, are very wary of the hippos. I would say that crocs are uncomfortable and give way to them. How have the hippos been “overlooked” as a pre historic animal? I’m drunk rambling again but,really, the hippos are hard core.
My (now ex) stepmom used to love hippos. There’s a show on right now on animal planet (one of my faves) about hippos and I am testing out the quality of my phones camera. I’m diggin’ it so far.
May 20 2009
So I went with my mom to get her car washed. The place had a pretty normal waiting room with car cleaning stuff, as soda machine and some steering wheel covers. As we were sitting there something out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. It was this thing! What the hell is this creepy thing that was mean-mugging me? And, why is it in a car wash? Those are it’s horns and not ears,by the way.
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Hi, I'm Sonya, a 30-something year old wife and bartender located in Marietta, Georgia. My sun sign is Scorpio and I was born in the year of the Snake which means I'm loving and loyal but I'll totally be a bitch if I want to. This is my place to find some humor, keep up with the rest of the world and let off some steam. Hope you can enjoy it as much as I do!Find Me
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