So my mom has started making baby blankets. I think she’s trying to tell me something. (Notice my empty cocktail protesting this situation)
1pm
Heading to Memphis for the fourth! Hell yeah! Are you ready for me Beale street?
1pm
This is how my Friday night is ending and I fucking love it. I worked ten days in a row and have the rest of the weekend off so expect drunken posts from here on out. Just FYI
1am
Smokey and I love spending a night off of work with vampires
11pm
So I just bought a couple of new pairs of jeans and they are a size smaller than the ones that are falling off my ass at the moment. I was so excited trying them on that I totally danced a little jig in the dressing room. Fuck yeah! Today is awesome!
12pm
Went to Biloxi this past weekend to visit my aunt, uncle and this awesome kid named Dalton. He rocks my face off.
11pm
thedvsangel:
(via c-note27)
YES MUTHAFUUKKAH YEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
**WEEEEEZZZEEEE, GASP, FAINT, DROOL**
this is HOT!!
Via Spinning In The Fields Of My Mind
5pm
Well I meant to rotate this but , oh well. When this becomes my real tattoo it’ll be a much better photo. Minus the glitter, of course
2am
This is how I am doing my night off. Not pictured are my sleeping hubby,crazy kittens and my cocktail (which is in my hand!)
2am
Everyone looks at birds and crocs and gators and roaches and they say that they are dinosaurs that have adapted and survived. I don’t disagree but the crocs, who are supposed to be completely scary, are very wary of the hippos. I would say that crocs are uncomfortable and give way to them. How have the hippos been “overlooked” as a pre historic animal? I’m drunk rambling again but,really, the hippos are hard core.
1am
My (now ex) stepmom used to love hippos. There’s a show on right now on animal planet (one of my faves) about hippos and I am testing out the quality of my phones camera. I’m diggin’ it so far.
1am
So I went with my mom to get her car washed. The place had a pretty normal waiting room with car cleaning stuff, as soda machine and some steering wheel covers. As we were sitting there something out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. It was this thing! What the hell is this creepy thing that was mean-mugging me? And, why is it in a car wash? Those are it’s horns and not ears,by the way.
3pm