February 2010
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I'm wasted. Fuck the Grammys.
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January 2010
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I hate you because I know the world is bigger than we are and you will not let me enjoy it
Natalie Portman uncensored rap →
If this bitch next door keeps leaving her dog...
It’s a Pitt/mix and I am a huge lover of big dogs who get a bad rap because of stupid fucking owners like this slut next door. He’s really sweet and I play with him and bring him water when she locks him out while she is at work. I feel bad for the poor guy! He just sits out there and cries at the door. This bitch is going down.
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Smoked weed — $10 Did acid or pills — $5 Ever had sex at church — $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc — $25 Had sex for money — $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — $20 Vandalized something — $20 Had sex on your parents’ bed —...
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Fuck you migraine! What nerve!
Figured out why I start smelling flowers that aren’t there. It’s a pre-fuckyourwholeworldup-migraine symptom, apparently.. Not o.k. What’s also not Obi Kaybi is the fact that I have spent so much time locked up in my pillow and toilet that I couldn’t even talk to anyone. I really wish I could have been there for a friend that needed me at that time but it just...
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Holy shit! I think we're having a mini hurricane...
Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young performing The General’s “Pants on the Ground”
It's probably just me, but...
I know you can pause it but does the wire give anyone else a migraine!?! I can’t even look at it.
This was my horoscope today.
“Sometimes, life is a delicate balancing act and you have to find a way to give everyone a little bit of what they want without focusing all your energy on any one person.”
I live this every day!
I keep smelling flowers and I don’t have any in the house and haven’t sprayed anything. It’s kind of weird. It’s not a heavy smell and doesn’t last very long but it’s definitely there. What the hell?
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin...
HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Best Ever!
The Ohr-O'Keefe Museum of Art Biloxi →
I can’t wait until they are finished working on this! It’s only about 15 minutes from my house. I am planning a museum day with a picnic lunch at the beach across the street as soon as they are done and it gets a little warmer outside.
I saw the sunrise again this morning and it wasn’t because I was up all night drinking or working! 2010 is proving to be way more productive than I thought!
Hoy shit! Flea just played the Star Spangled...
I’d rather be back in Atlanta right now having some Jameson with my guys and gals. Instead, I’m sitting here bored out of my mind knowing there is a cute little pier and the ocean at the end of my street that I’m definitely not going to explore any time soon because it’s way too damn cold outside.
I’ve got a serious case of homesickness right now! Miss you ATL!
Abe and John
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost their children...
Time for another cocktail and a smoke and then I’m turning this damned thing off and reading for a while. I know it’s weird but the smell of a book always relaxes me. I’m soooo loving me-time right now.