My sun sign is Scorpio and I was born in the year of the Snake which means I'm loving and loyal but I'll totally be a bitch if I want to.
This is my place to find some humor, keep up with the rest of the world and let off some steam. Hope you can enjoy it as much as I do!
You can find me at:
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(or generally any place that has good people and strong cocktails)
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Oh. My. Flying Spaghetti Monster!
My husband had never heard of the flying spaghetti monster until our last trip to Memphis. That was about two weeks ago. His grandfather died and we were on the way to his funeral and talking about whether or not we needed to say a “prayer” or what. All of a sudden here comes a green Honda Element (fitting, right?) with a FSM “jesus fish” looking thing on the ass end of the car. It was so hard trying to explain to my husband, who refuses to use the internet, what the FSM is. We love Carlin and Religilous (by Bill Maher) so I had to try to explain it how they would explain it.
He said, “So, what you’re saying is that if I get the bumper stickers going we can get a tax write off for starting the Church of the Flying Squirrel?” I pretty much almost pissed myself. Of course, I was drunk at the time so you’d probably have to be there. I think he got the point though.
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so, this is the answer i got on facebook about the quiz i took. It was the "What body partare you?" quiz. fitting, you assholes, very fitting.........
Sonya completed the quiz “What body part are you?” with the result Meow!.Thats right.You’re a pussy.Otherwise known as the vagina,snatch,gash,poon,love socket,fleshy taco. You may not be the prettiest of body parts,especially when you let your beard grow uncontrollably,but you make men feel warm and safe.Most of the time.There are a few days a month when,well,lets face it,you make us see red and you walk around surrounded by a bitch all the time..
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‘Religion’ Billboard Sparks Debate
My brain is too tired to form my own personal thoughts about religion, but I find things like this to be very interesting. I can see why people would be offended, but I don’t understand why certain Christians lose their minds when it comes to just promoting a different slant. Taken from TuscaloosaNews.com:
Freethought association member Pat Cleveland of Talladega said she’s gotten about 50 irate calls about the billboard, but that the group’s intentions aren’t hostile. The Talladega Daily Home reported that a petition drive has been started to take it down.
Cleveland, 63, said the calls she’s received are “ugly” and “hateful.”
“They said I ought to be where John Lennon is, burning in hell. I’m sorry if anybody is offended, but I’ve seen billboards that offend me, like ones that say ‘Jesus is Lord’ over Talladega.”
I will say that I love the style of the ad. Very eye-catching look that’s loads better than the “White Print on Black Background — ‘God Is Watching You’” billboards that you’re used to seeing everywhere.
I passed this sign on our way home from out of town. I like it. There are soooo many billboards and even 18 wheelers that throw their beliefs in your face so why not have one promoting this belief? If this gets taken down because it offends people by throwing an idea in their face which they don’t agree with then I think ALL billboards promoting religion should be taken down. It’s the same damned thing.
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So my mom has started making baby blankets. I think she’s trying to tell me something. (Notice my empty cocktail protesting this situation)
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This is how my Friday night is ending and I fucking love it. I worked ten days in a row and have the rest of the weekend off so expect drunken posts from here on out. Just FYI
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So I just bought a couple of new pairs of jeans and they are a size smaller than the ones that are falling off my ass at the moment. I was so excited trying them on that I totally danced a little jig in the dressing room. Fuck yeah! Today is awesome!
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Went to Biloxi this past weekend to visit my aunt, uncle and this awesome kid named Dalton. He rocks my face off.
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this is HOT!!(via c-note27)
YES MUTHAFUUKKAH YEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
**WEEEEEZZZEEEE, GASP, FAINT, DROOL**
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Well I meant to rotate this but , oh well. When this becomes my real tattoo it’ll be a much better photo. Minus the glitter, of course
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